context-free highlight from conversation #2: Work

...you work for Wendy's? That's awesome. I love that place.

...what?

context-free highlight from conversation #1: earthquakes

...but it's not something I have to acknowledge regularly. You know, like earthquakes. You know they happen, but it's not a big deal until your dresser falls over and smashes you to death. Like that.

Esquire: White Shorts

I forgot to post this. I wrote a little thing to celebrate my deep, guttural love for white short shorts. Of course I called them simply "white shorts," so as not to offend anyone. But if you see me in the park at all this weekend, you'll see firsthand what I'm talking about. Context-free highlight:

"Let's say that out loud, yes?"

link:http://www.esquire.com/blogs/endorsement/white-shorts-for-men-060309